So I was on Gal_Secrets this week!
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I will gladly admit that i shopped the SHIT out of my nose in that picture.
|i still think it looks good tho|
But thats whatever~ I dont see the big deal about shopping my pics. its not like I claim to be a natural beauty who wakes up looking like a perfect 10.
I will PROUDLY tell you what on me is fake and/or shopped:
- My hair is a wig or a piece 99.5% of the time
- My brows are drawn on
- I wear circle lens 99.9% of the time
- I wear lashes 75% of the time
- I wear makeup (at least foundation, liner and mascara) 90% of the time
- I bloat my eyes and shrink my nose in about 75% of the time
- I wear 2 bras 50% of the time
- I wear chicken cutlets in my bras
- Sometimes i wear 2 bras
- I wear spanx
- I wear heels 50% of the time, 100% of the time if im goin out
So yeah. That's me.
but anyway~ lets see what the masses have to say about me:
(im manbagal--MANBA GAL NOT MAN BAGEL!-)
manbagal on September 25th, 2011 01:24 am (local)
(Anonymous) on September 25th, 2011 01:40 pm (local)You sound so defeated "I don't do it ALL the time. Oh well" *whine* Whenever you decide to shop your pics you always shop your nose. Honey, your fat ass lips are what needs to be shopped. They look fat and lumpy when contrasted with that overly shopped nose.
manbagal on September 25th, 2011 02:19 pm (local)
(Anonymous) on September 25th, 2011 10:14 pm (local)
(Anonymous) on September 26th, 2011 01:48 am (local)
(Anonymous) on September 25th, 2011 01:43 pm (local)
(Anonymous) on September 25th, 2011 10:17 pm (local)
(Anonymous) on September 25th, 2011 11:28 pm (local)
manbagal on September 25th, 2011 11:44 pm (local)
(Anonymous) on September 26th, 2011 02:17 am (local)
fat and lumpy
Yours don't look sexy like Angelina Jolie you look more like Jay Z
"just a bitch"
I legit just loled at all of those retarded comments.
my lips arent "lumpy" or "fat", nor are the comparable to "fat rotting sausages". they are big but UNLIKE jay-Z, i dont go through a tube of chapstick or a tub of carmex daily. I most certainly am not "UGLY" or an "alien"
But i will concur with the last one because yes, I can be a total Bitch.
But what REALLY put the icing on the cake for me is the last one:
Your jealous of better gals because you're ugly, can't get a man, and a whore. That's why you're a hater.
(How you gonna use the correct form of"You're" the second time in the sentence, but not the first time?")
HOW CAN I NOT BE ABLE TO GET A MAN AND A WHORE?????
IT IS ONE OR THE OTHER!!!
Also, WHO AM I JEALOUS OF?
and as i said before~
I'm not ugly.
I may not be pretty or attractive in EVERYBODYS eye, but REALLY I am not ugly.
|webcam, no makeup no shop, derp face & my future babys daddy~ no really, we have a date set|
|No makeup no shop Ex Boyfriend (so apparently i can get a man?)|
|no makeup no shop|
IM NOT FUCKIN UGLY
and my shop skills are not often abused:
|my nose is shopped as are my skin and brows|
Ugh~ but really, i'm only offended by the fact that i was called ugly. everything else is whatever~
IM SORRY THAT I CANT LOOK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME